VIRGIN BIRTH
A woman took her 16-year-old daughter to the doctor and the doctor says, "Okay, Mrs. Jones, what's the problem?"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Barbie. She keeps getting these cravings for pickles and ice cream in the middle of the night.
She's putting on a few pounds, and she's sick to her stomach most mornings."
The doctor gives Barbie a thorough examination, then turns to the mother and says,
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your lovely daughter is pregnant-- about 4 months pregnant, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be pregnant! She's never ever been left alone with a man, have you, Barbie?"
Barbie says, "No Mother! You're right! I am a virgin and I've never had sex with a man. I haven't even been kissed my a man!"
Just then, the doctor walked over to the window and gazed out the window for ten minutes or so.
Finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, Mrs. Jones. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east
and three wise men came up over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"
The mother says, "It's my daughter Barbie. She keeps getting these cravings for pickles and ice cream in the middle of the night.
She's putting on a few pounds, and she's sick to her stomach most mornings."
The doctor gives Barbie a thorough examination, then turns to the mother and says,
"Well, I don't know how to tell you this, but your lovely daughter is pregnant-- about 4 months pregnant, would be my guess."
The mother says, "Pregnant?! She can't be pregnant! She's never ever been left alone with a man, have you, Barbie?"
Barbie says, "No Mother! You're right! I am a virgin and I've never had sex with a man. I haven't even been kissed my a man!"
Just then, the doctor walked over to the window and gazed out the window for ten minutes or so.
Finally the mother says, "Is there something wrong out there doctor?"
The doctor replies, "No, not really, Mrs. Jones. It's just that the last time anything like this happened, a star appeared in the east
and three wise men came up over the hill. I'll be damned if I'm going to miss it this time!"